Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Sink or Swim, thoughts on triathalons and the state of the union

I’m not always great with follow through. I have great intentions, but then they get overwhelmed by all the other things that could and should be done. Right now my best intentions are probably hiding behind a pile of dirty laundry. And a pile of clean laundry I just need to fold. And some important but boring-looking mail I haven’t opened. Buried under a whole heck of a lot of guilt. I want to be a better person, but stuff keeps getting in the way.

Do some laundry

One of the only ways for me to get my actions to meet my intentions is to just go, to not think and to not stop. The moment I decide I want to do a good thing I have to start doing that good thing. Like Dory, I have to just keep swimming. Sometimes that means literally keep swimming, like the time I signed up to be the swimmer for a sprint-triathlon team. Cindy, Erin and I signed up as a team to compete in the Wonder Woman Quarter-Tri (Selina and Liz signed up as individuals, maybe because they were more athletic but also probably because they are hella competitive). I can swim just fine. What I had no experience doing was swimming quickly, swimming with 50 other women starting in the same heat, or swimming in deep, open water. It’s okay though, those things don’t matter if you sign up before you think about how terrifying those things are.


Because those things are terrifying, or at least they are to me. Being timed is a lot of pressure on someone who a) isn’t athletic and b) doesn’t want to let down their athletic teammates. Being in a crowd isn’t scary, but being around a bunch of energy gel-fueled women who were basically punching their way through water makes me nervous. And swimming? I love swimming. What I don’t love is water that I can’t see the bottom of. Even in our cold little lakes in Washington, I’m serious in my belief that someone at some time may have released an alligator turtle, alligator gar or straight-up alligator into the water and it grew into a huge, cranky reptile that’s waiting for some idiot in a swim cap to blunder along so it can eat off her legs. Also, touching seaweed with your toes is gross.


Lake monsters are all over the US. 

This baby gonna get ate. 


I practiced swimming the half-mile distance in an indoor pool, only sometimes having to share my lane. Oh, and I stood at the edge of the lake while Liz and Selina practiced swimming in open water. So on race day, it’s safe to say I was not at all prepared to swim a half mile in open, cold, lake water, surrounded by the piranha-like frenzy of a bunch of swimmin’ women.

From the moment the horn sounded, all I could think was “I’m going to drown.” That’s not hyperbole: I honestly thought dying was a real possibility. The shock of the water was nothing compared to the shock of being accidentally hit and kicked dozens of times as swimmers moved around and over me. I couldn’t see through the bodies and choppy water well enough to swim in a line. I couldn’t breathe, from the water churned up into my face and from the shallow, panicky breaths I was taking. There were rescue boats stationed around our route, and I desperately wanted to dog-paddle over to one and have them lift me out of the melee. The only reason I didn’t was because of my team waiting on me. I had to finish the swim before Cindy could start the bike race and Erin could start the 5k run. My tapping-out would forfeit our whole team, and I didn’t want to have to tell them that I was too scared to do my part of the race.

Is there a swimming equivalent of limping? Because that’s what I did, in a big, terrifying triangle of lake. I took breaks from my jerky, panicky crawl stroke to turn over and do a jerky, panicky backstroke because it was easier to breathe that way, and less scary to look at the sky. It took forever. It took forever and a half.

I think I was the third to last person in my heat to finish. I know there was a much older lady serenely and slowly paddling her way around the lake, and we traded positions a lot. The moment I my feet could touch the bottom of the lake again, I scrambled to stand up and slog my way to the shore. I was exhausted, out of breath, shaky. It sucked. It sucked a lot. But I got to the hand-off area so my team could continue.

That’s how I feel about current events, really. Right now, a lot of things suck. Policies and words have come through that scare me, that make me shake. That leave me gasping for breath, worried I’m going to get sucked under by a black wave. Again, that’s not hyperbole: I’m afraid of the ways in which access to health care, women’s rights, a healthy planet to live on, and so many other things are poised to change. People might drown in it.

I can’t change that scary, on a large scale. I can’t drain the lake free of monsters, I can’t escape the crush of bodies all struggling to stay afloat next to me. I can’t do big things. But I can make little changes. I can donate money and time and thoughts and support. I can love and I can stay vocal and I can find small ways to make others happy. I can follow through when I say I will help, I will campaign, I will make a difference. That help doesn't end with a single phone call or a protest march or a Facebook post. Those help, but they're not the finish line. I can keep swimming. That’s not much, maybe, but it’s what I can do. It’s what I will do.  

Friends worth swimming for. 


Bonus: they're worth climbing for, too. 





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