Monday, September 23, 2024

Brasov, September 5 & 6, 2024

 It’s 11:03am, and our seatmate cracks a Heineken. We’re on the train from Bucharest to Brasov, rolling past dry forests and incredibly poor villages. Andra said during the tour that much of the country was poor due to communism, and the countryside hasn’t had the chance to recover in the ways the city has. We see a few goats, some cows, and very brown cornfields. At every turn, the unoiled car hinges sound like donkeys braying.

View from the train


A ticket-taker comes through and makes an announcement in Romanian and many people sigh. Jason and I look at each other, and Heineken asks if we understand. When we say we don’t, he kindly translates for us that apparently a train ahead caught fire, and it’s delaying other trains. We’ll have to pause for some time at a stop not far ahead. When we do, he points out the bathrooms, and tells us we have plenty of time to stretch or get a drink if we want one. “The conductor has left, and I do not think they will leave without him!” he jokes.

We chat with him and our other seatmate, an older gentleman, for a time. A woman comes over and asks us if she can change her phone at our table: her seat doesn’t have a charger. She leaves it with us while she wanders the platform, and this easy trust and camaraderie is so warming. To be honest, I got pretty jaded in Bucharest: the taxi drivers are crooked, every third shopkeeper tried to keep our change, cars didn’t slow even a little for people in the crosswalks, there are political ads for a leading far right politician everywhere

There are good things to see, though. 
  • Red-tiled roofs poking out from treetops
  • A field of purple crocuses
  • Hay stacks with unusual stick braces that seem strangely sentient
  • A spotted dog running alongside the train to bark
  • A picture of the Virgin Mary in a shed
Brasov is much more our speed. We’re staying in a hotel that was built in the 1500s (Casa Wagner, if you want a recommendation), and it’s right on the historic square. Some rooms look out onto the bricked plaza or bell tower; ours looks out onto the peaks and pinnacles of other red-tiled roofs. We are on the third floor, all the way at the top and under the eaves. 



There’s time to catch an Uber and go to the town of Bran, where Bran’s Castle is. Romanians and nerds on the internet are quick to tell you that Bran Castle is only tangentially related to Dracula (the book/vampire) or Vlad III (aka Vlad Țepeş aka Vlad Dracul aka Vlad the Impaler). Bran Castle was built in 1377, but never home nor likely even host to Vlad III. (Some historians think he may have visited there, and possibly imprisoned there, but more recent scholarship seems to largely dispute both claims.) But since 1997, Bran Castle has marketed itself as “Dracula’s Castle,” and reaped the benefits of tourism. 

I guess this makes me a nerd on the internet.

In any case, the castle is cool. From the winding little town full of restaurants, hotels, and little fruit stalls, you walk up a cobblestone marketplace selling all kinds of tacky souvenirs. Once you cross over into the castle grounds, you can walk the park below the castle high up on a cliff, or you can buy a ticket and walk up up up the steep pathway to reach the castle. 

Fruit and garlic for sale in Bran

Incredible signage for the restaurant

Bran Castle

Famous knocker

Inside, the castle is a warren of white-walled rooms and historic furniture and clothing displays. There’s very little in the first part of the tour that talks about Vlad III or the Dracula connection. Then there’s a second, super hokey section that shares several creatures from Transylvanian and Romanian folklore. My favorite is a darkened room in which a dummy reposes in a field of fake flowers while a big screen tv plays a looping video of three moroaică (ghosts? lady vampires?) women dancing in white dresses. Their hair is very 1990s. 

Excellent signage 

The tower as seen through a window


Bran seen through a castle window


The signage called these women Iele or Lele, and said they are also known as The Beauties. They are seen on spring or summer nights, and float above the ground. Seeing them can foretell disaster 










Saturday, September 7, 2024

Bucharest, September 4, 2024

We wake up and I find ’m covered in mosquito bites from the knees down. Throughout the day, they’ll progress from a mile burning to an itch so maddening I’m prepared to scratch off my skin. We don’t have a tour today, so we wander, and end up in a gothic boutique perfumery and jewelry store. The shopkeeper sprays four scents on me and tells me to walk around, see how they wear, and come back to buy my favorite. Jason was born without a sense of smell, so the perfumes are lost on him; I was born without a trust fund, and as the perfumes are about $300 a bottle, they’re lost on me, too. 

For lunch, we walk outside Old Town to a cafe called FROG. Go here. Have the turkey focaccia sandwich. See god. (Jason says it was good but doesn’t seem as obsessed with it as I am, so your religious mileage may vary.) A woman sitting on the patio greets her friend, who has brought her baby and her dog (the baby is fine but the dog is cuter). I can’t pronounce some of the words on the menu, not even after sounding them out, ask Jason if I’m getting dumber. (I tell him not to answer that; my brother would say I was always this dumb.) 

Turkey focaccia, portokalopita, and coffees

The Contemplation of Lunch, 2024


We wander again, and Jason points out how much graffiti there is: indeed, the lower eight feet of most buildings in this area (and Old Town, too) are covered in tags and some art. We have to scurry across crosswalks as no one seems to slow for pedestrians. We check out a really cool antique shop (Setar Magic) but don't find anything we can’t live without, so we take an Uber to the Village Museum  

Doll with taxidermy duck head at Setar Magic 

Our Uber driver hits us with the one-two punch of racism and sexism (Mayah would call this the “wombo-combo”). First he tells us about how he hates Roma people (using the slur, of course). He follows up with how, while he’s not sure if he likes Trump, “You must admit, he’s very strong.” When we try and share our opinion that he’s actually just a loudmouth buffoon, our driver says “But a woman cannot be president. Women are too soft. They are more…mother. Maternal. And, forgive me for saying so,”—he nods to me—“but, they bleed.” I just channel my friend Kaia and give him a peace sign in the rear view mirror and stick out my tongue. The four kilometer drive feels a lot longer.

The Muzeul Naţional al Satului „Dimitrie Gusti”—National Village Museum—is a large outdoor complex made up of relocated historic houses and buildings, most from the 19th and early 20th centuries. As we learned yesterday, most of the structures in Romania pre 1850s were wood and fairly rustic compared to the rest of Europe due to constant Ottoman Empire occupation and warfare, meaning they didn’t last centuries. In recent decades, when rural villages were flooded for things like hydropower, some of the buildings were purchased by the state and transferred here. 

Carving on a church door




The complex smells overpoweringly of manure, but we won’t see any horses or cattle. We will see plenty of those skinny, half-feral cats that are all over Old Town. They are alternately harassed by hooded crows, or do the harassing. A skinny young calico stalks a grasshopper, but wanders away once he kills it. We hear what sounds like mourning doves in several trees, but we never see them. 

Most of the houses and buildings are shut and locked; maybe we’re in the off season? They all have placards in front to tell you where they came from, who lived or worked in them, and show a picture of the interior. My favorites are the church that reminds me of the Black Church in Norway, and the house that was moved with its chicken coop.

House (left) and coop (right)


Interior of one of the few open houses

The plan was to rent a car to get to Brasov the next day. Ironically, in the Uber to pick up our rental car, Jason gets a call from the company to tell us that, as an American, you can’t drive a car in Romania without an international drivers’ license. Even though we can’t pick up the car, they for some reason can’t cancel our reservation. At the ticket counter, they still can’t cancel for us (“Call this number tomorrow and someone will help you.”) 

We go to a coffee shop to make a new plan to take the train to Brasov in the morning. With most other folks I would feel anxious and guilty, but Jason is so easy going that it feels like an adventure; a feature instead of a bug. 

Walking back to Old Town, we pass an Orthodox Church with an evening service in session. We stop outside to lean against sun-warm walls and listen to the priest sing. A man walking past removes his hat when he moves past the doorway. A woman stops and crosses herself three times. 



Tuesday, September 3, 2024

Bucharest, September 2–3, 2024

It’s hazy as we fly in to Bucharest, flat fields and parts of the city only viewable for a few miles before it disappears into a sfumato of beige. The flight from Amsterdam was noisy: the first cultural difference we encounter is that no one in this part of the world seems to use headphones. Phones chime around us as most people on the plane play games and watch videos at full volume. At one point during the flight, a woman behind me answers a phone call. (Second cultural difference: everyone in this part of Europe smokes.)

We’ve been warned against hailing cabs from the curb due to potential scammers, but travel blogs say that prebooking a taxi or using ride share apps is easy and secure. We use a kiosk to order a taxi; our driver smiles a lot, talks almost not at all, and drives like he stole the car. Traffic is bad, and it takes almost an hour to get to our hotel. At one point we pass a demonstration and he says “Protest!” and points. I ask what they’re protesting and he laughs and shrugs. When we get to the hotel, he says “Cash only, no card,” which we don’t have. He seems quite happy to take an American fifty dollar bill from Jason; with the exchange rate, he gets about half the fare as a tip.

First photo in Bucharest 

After we check in (Hilton Garden Inn; not fancy but central enough in Old Town and clean so I’d recommend it) we take a short walk around a block. We’ve been awake for about 26 hours by now, so even though it’s only 6pm local time we go back to the room to sleep, skipping dinner or seeing more of the town.

I’m up before Jason and impatient to do something, so I wander around for several blocksi. I see a cat with a bobbed tail, and the most unafraid pigeons. I pass a church we want to visit together, so instead duck in another that Jason won’t care about. The “Goldsmith’s Church”, Zlătari Church (Biserica Zlătari in Romanian) is dedicated to the birth of the Virgin Mary, something I didn’t know Catholics cared so much about but probably should have guessed. There’s a carafe of holy water, with spigots like a coffee urn. I watch a woman kiss the feet of every figure in each painting along the wall.

Stained glass reflected in a painting of Mary

Chandeliers, paintings, and stained glass 


(Unnecessary sidebar: I sometimes think of myself as “culturally Catholic”, meaning I deeply care about both pageantry and guilt. The stained glass and the incense and the ritual and the paintings of fey little angels gently stepping on dragons is all very much my vibe: it’s just too bad the Catholic Church is responsible for so fucking many of the horrors of the last thousand years. We didn’t go to church growing up: I just knew mom was raised Lutheran, and dad was raised Catholic but was kicked out of parochial school in 11th grade for saying “hells bells” during football practice. As altar boys in elementary school, he and his brothers used to get each other in trouble for laughing during service by farting.)


The Palace of Deposits and Consignments: a bank





Jason joins me, and we have breakfast at the Van Gogh Cafe . Inexplicably, my omelette comes with a side salad. Their chocolate frappe is basically a milkshake made of whipped cream, and is in the running for the best thing I ate on this trip. (Third cultural difference: it seems like you don’t wait to be seated at a restaurant: you just sit. I will not test this theory though, and will instead keep awkwardly hovering by the restaurant’s door until a server looks at me, confused.)


A different cafe with better lighting 



We visit the Stavropoleos Church (Mănăstirea Stavropoleos in Romanian), a historic site and functional Eastern Orthodox monastery for nuns. Built in 1724 by a Greek monk, Stavropoleos Church is the oldest church in Old Town. The church is built in the Romanian architectural style known as Brancovenesc or “Wallachian Renaissance”, and is small but breathtaking. Over the years, parts have been demolished by people and by earthquakes; the only original section of the complex that remains today is the church. The paintings were restored in the 1900s, but the old stonework is original. The outdoor courtyard is titled with broken bits of old stone carvings; more carvings line the walls and surround the lone tree.










Inside it is dark and cool, and the woman speaks only enough English to remind Jason to remove his hat (sorry, god). We’re able to sit in silence for a few minutes before a tour group floods the small space. Outside, we see one of the nuns, clad all in black and with a curious box-like cap. The nuns here spend their time restoring old books, icons, and sacerdotal clothes. Their choir is known for singing Byzantine music.







A travel blog recommended walking Calea Victoriei (Victory Boulevard) between Piata Victoriei (Victory Square) and Southern Piata Unirii (Union Square) as an easy way to see several sites, including museums and public art. Unfortunately, the National Museum of Art is closed, and I’m too shy to go into one of the galleries we pass because I can’t tell if it’s open to the public or just for auction clients. We check out an antique shop but it kinda sucks, mostly books and expensive art. 



Pasajul Victoria, the Umbrella Street of Bucharest


Pasajul Macca-Vilacrossej, the covered Vilacrossej Pasaage in Old Town. It’s open-ended and houses restaurants and hookah lounges

An Italian restaurant using a still from The Sopranos to advertise 


We booked a “Darkside of Bucharest” tour that goes to a cemetery and a few other sites of creepy interest; the meeting location is a KFC. We meet our guide, Andra, a born-and-raised Bucharesti (author’s note: I made that title up). Our tour also has a woman named Maggie who’s an artist from Texas, and two men from Israel. Maggie is cool, but I dislike the men pretty quickly for how much they interrupt and how little they listen.

Andra has us take the subway to the largest and oldest cemetery in Bucharest: Șerban Vodă Cemetery. No one calls it that, though—it’s commonly known as Bellu Cemetery, after Baron Bellu, who donated the land the cemetery is on. Before the 1850s, burials took place in churchyards. But as the city grew, and Romania began to free itself from 400 years of occupation by the Ottomon Empire, it needed a large, centralized place for its dead. Baron Bellu donated the land his orange grove was on to become the cemetery: Andra shares an apocryphal quote, in which Baron Bellu says, “I will give my garden of orange trees for a garden of souls.”




Before our tour, Andra shares a bit of Romanian history. “In the Middle Ages, we got in a lot of trouble with some guys called the Ottoman Empire,” The Ottoman rule, and centuries of warfare kept Romania “almost in the dark ages,” says Andra. But in the 1850s, the Ottoman Empire was fighting with most of its conquered territories, meaning the nobles of Romania had a chance to organize a revolution. “They thought, ‘Let’s bring in a foreign king and let the Ottomans deal with it if they have time.’” As Andra tells it, the Romanian nobles went to several European kingdoms and said “Do you wanna be the king of a country that doesn’t exist?” A Belgium royal said no, but a Prussian German—Carol I of Hohenzollern, aka King Karl—said yes. “He did a good job,” is Andra’s judgment. Under King Karl and the Romantic Movement, Romania copied much of France’s architectural style, as Paris was seen as the most elegant place in the world at that time.

Bellu Cemetery cannot be described as elegant, but it can be described as compelling. The place is acres and acres of a complete jumble of mausoleums, monuments, and crosses in competing styles and multiple eras. Cats weave in and out of the tombstones, popping out at random places or chasing one another down the narrow paths. This is immediately my favorite thing I’ve seen so far on our trip.


The first notable grave we visit is that of Iulia Hașdeu, a child prodigy and poet who died when she was just 18 years old. “When it comes to school, she goes though it like cheese,” Andra says in what might be my new favorite “idiom that doesn’t quite translate into English”. Sadly, Iulia caught tuberculosis while in Paris for school, and returned to Romania just in time to die in her parents’ arms.


Iluia’s tomb 
 
Two days after her death, her father goes into a trance at his desk. When he awakes, he is holding a pen, and in front of him is a letter written to him in Iulia’s handwriting, telling him she is at peace. “He dives headfirst into Spiritualism after that,” says Andra. Through channeling Iulia, her father and mother erect a grave that will become a Spiritualism meeting point. Sphinxes carry a globe atop a throne, which itself is perched on piles of books. An inscription asks one to stay awhile, but it’s unclear if this is Iulia’s parents speaking to her spirit, or Iulia herself asking the visitors to spend time with her earthly remains. From the beyond, Iulia communicated that she wished for four pillars shaped like rolled scrolls to surround her tomb, but that her father must order five. During installation, a workman knocked over one of the scrolls, breaking it, and so the reason for the fifth scroll became clear. (Why she couldn’t have just asked her dad to tell the workman to be more careful is beyond me.)

Said earthly remains will not stay awhile. Under her gravestone and down several stairs is a crypt, which used to be open for people to visit. Iulia’s father had installed a window in her sarcophagus to her body so he (and others) could see her. As a site of pilgrimage, people began taking souvenirs with them; first Iulia’s hair, and then, grotesquely, parts of her body. Eventually, her few remaining remains were removed from the sarcophagus, placed into a small, sealed wooden box, and the crypt was closed. 





We continue walking. More cats appear, and I see a man riding his bicycle between the rows. We come to another famous tomb, this showing a larger-than-life figure of a man kneeling at the bedside of his dearly beloved, who had just dearly departed. “The stories say they are husband and wife, but also brother and sister,” says Andra. She tells us that the father, Mr. Porroinianu, left his wife and small son to study law in Paris. While there, he had an affair with a French woman, but left her to come home to his Romanian family after law school. In time, his son grew to follow in his father’s footsteps, himself heading to Paris to study law. He fell in love with a French woman, bringing her home as his bride. However, after learning her age and her mother’s name, Mr. Porroinianu deduces this is his own illegitimate daughter, who has now married her half brother. He tells the lovers, who cannot be together now but also refuse to part, and so they commit suicide. Learning this, Mr. Porroinianu hangs himself. 

Porroinianu Family monument

“It’s a made up story,” says Andra. The people sculpted here really were brother and sister, but they did not get married, did not have a love affair. The sister died young, and her mourning brothers erected this monument to show their grief. The element of incest was introduced by the communist regime, shares Andra, who upon taking power in the years following WWII spread disinformation about the monarchy and aristocracy to control the historical narrative and paint wealth in a poor light.

“They made us forget our own stories,” says Andra of the communist party. The two men in the tour ask why people didn’t just talk to the older generations to hear the true history, to learn facts instead of listening to the communist regime or the histories written between the 1940s and 90s. “There are old people who know the real story, but they don’t talk loud enough, and no one listens to old people,” says Andra. “If you look at them, they are completely traumatized by communism. They belong to a very mean and desperate time, and if has turned them very pessimistic.” Andra shares that even her parents’ generation, born in the 1960s, are unused to challenging the “facts” they learned in school during communist occupation. It is Andra’s generation that is beginning to dig into the false histories to try and uncover the real stories.

This is the grave of Mihail Eminescu, who is “Hands off, the most famous Romanian to Romanians,” according to Andra. He is buried next to Ion Luca Caragiale, a playwright with whom he had a bitter rivalry. Eminescu died first, and in a petty power move, Caragiale purchased the plot next to him so Eminescu wouldn’t be rid of him. (The communist party squeezed a grave between the two, reasons unknown.)  

This is the grave of Sophia Mavrodin, a woman mountain climber from 1900s. She fell to her death in 1905 while climbing a mountain; this stone was brought from the same place she died. The carved bird at the top is commonly thought to be an eagle, but Andra theorizes it’s actually a type of vulture that was once prevalent in the area but is now extinct in that part of Romania. 

This colorful grave is typical of the style found in the Merry Cemetery, a graveyard in northern Romania. Unlike most of this part of Europe that views death as solemn, the Merry Cemetery honors its dead with colorful crosses, painted in a naive folk art style, which bears a humorous poem poking a bit of fun at the departed. 

Andra says “I love this angel. He’s looking at you and saying, ‘You’re gonna die one day, I’m coming for you, and it’s going to be glorious’” 


We end the cemetery tour at the mausoleum of Gheorghe Grigore Cantacuzino, a former prime minister and possibly the wealthiest man in this cemetery. He had a rivalry with King Karl, a financial dick-measuring contest to prove who was wealthiest. (Jason likens this to Scrooge McDuck and Flint Glomgold’s rivalry, which I would call a duck-measuring contest if it wouldn’t result in him divorcing me.) Karl built his summer home, Peleș Castle, in the German style. Cantacuzino built his own mansion in the Neo-Romanian style to make a point about Romanian (and his own) superiority, and made sure to build it on the same hill as Karl’s, and on the route Karl would have to take to get to his own castle. 

Cantacuzino’s mausoleum, which has copper knights on each corner and gold mosaics on the interior

Petty and ostentatious, Cantacuzino wanted a roof of gold. This dismayed his architect, as the Neo-Romanian style was supposed to reflect down-to-earth rural stylings. Adding to this monument to passive aggression, the architect suggested they use gold coins to tile the roof to achieve the effect. When Cantacuzino approved, the architect said “Sure; but do you want them placed with Karl’s face or Karl’s crest up?” because of course the coinage bore the image of the king. Cantacuzino obviously wanted neither, and so the architect was able to install a tasteful and movement-appropriate red-tiled roof.

We take the subway back near Old Town, where Andra tells us (or tries to, despite a litany of interruptions from the men) a bit more about life under communism. She takes us to the site of the first violence of the revolution, which happened in December 1989 (almost 2 months after the fall of the Berlin Wall). This is important history, but I’m over it: my feet hurt, and I’m really over the two dudes and all their questions. 


A monument commemorating the first protests of December 1989



At the end of the tour, Andra gives us each a chocolate bar called ROM. “I can’t eat this anymore,” she says, “this is the taste of my childhood and my parents’ childhood.” Under communism, there was no butter and very little sugar and other sweets. They came up with a candy sweetened with rum (the name is a phonetic play on rum and Romania; it tastes first of chocolate and cherries and then of medicine. Jason and I take a few polite bites and then discreetly put the rest in the trash. 

  


Before we leave, I ask Andra where we’d find authentic food, and she suggests we go to Vatra, which is not frequented by tourists but very good, she says. Jason and I find the restaurant, and I order Mămăligă cu brânză și smântâna ţuică (MBS), which is polenta topped with sour cream, a friable white cheese, and a fried egg, as well as a glass of ţuică, which is a plum brandy drunk across the country. The MSB is absolutely delicious. The ţuică could double as a paint stripper. After dinner, Jason and I walk back to our hotel, hand in hand, and the city lights are the same pale gold of the liquor.